Dad Jokes
In honor of Father’s Day, here are some dad jokes:
“My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. “Tommy”, replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?”, asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the regular kind.” replied Tommy.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.” “Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?” ! “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”
My son, Michael, a kindergartner, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning, while getting ready for the day, Michael bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. “Look what I spelled, Mom!” Michael exclaimed, a proud smile on his face. “That’s wonderful!” I praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight.” I thought to myself - that religious education is really having an influence on the boy. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. “Mom? How do you spell zilla?”
Every time your dad wants to encourage you to do yard work he calls it "extra credit!"
I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too.
What's the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.
Dad: What is the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: I don't know.
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the pot of glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Dad, when he puts the car in reverse: "Ah, this takes me back."
